I didn’t go.

You flatter me so!

You know, the new one?

Two words : Fuck. Yes.

I just watched the full preview of “The Box”, and they used the same music as the theme from SAW. Did anyone else notice this?

I’m up at 6:12, to get ready to go to the beach. Honestly, I would never wake up this early to go to any class. I will never ever do that- unless it’s completely necessary and there is absolutely no way around it.

The time change has really mindfucked me. I never know what time it is, and I’m really confused right now. It’s because I’m never awake at this time anyway (or an hour from now) unless I’m up from the previous night. It kinda feels like those days where I’ll take a random nap, and wake up thinking that it’s the evening, when really it’s late at night/almost morning, and I’m just like “fuck this I don’t even know what’s going on.”

Or those times when I go to sleep at like 7AM, and then wake up at 7PM, and then not only am I mad at myself for wasting an entire day, missing class, and not eating a damn thing all day- but I try to convince myself that I couldn’t have slept the entire day away, and end up thinking I’m still in the previous day. This usually messes up the entire week.

I don’t even know if any of that made sense. I feel like I’m still sleeping. Beach time.

At all.

illain:

• THEY’RE going to the mall.
• THERE are no reasons to do that.
• THERE is/THERE are.
• THEIR mother is a ho.
• YOUR hair is ugly.
• YOU’RE the sweetest person I’ve ever met
• I’ve BEEN to Boston.
• She released a BEAN-scented fart.
• It’s a book BY J.D Salinger.
• I’m going to BUY that prostitute.
• BYE, do you need a cab?
• I have a HOLE in my pants.
• He ate a WHOLE pie.
• I can SEE her vagina.
• The Mediterranean SEA is connected to the Atlantic Ocean.
• They always ask me for cab FARE.
• It’s not FAIR to pay this hooker more than the others.
• I SENT that bitch a smiley face.
• His SCENT was nauseating.
• We’re going TO a party.
• Will you come TOO?
• She WHINES when I ask her to suck my dick.
• So I give her some WINE first, to soothe her.
• That movie was a WASTE of money.
• That woman’s WAIST is tiny.
• I’m going to WEAR the slutty dress.
• WHERE can I buy the slutty dress?
• Hangovers leave me feeling WEAK.
• I only party at the end of a long WEEK.
• I like this one, BUT I like that one better.
• His BUTT smelled like socks and hot dog water.
• I can HEAR them having sex.
• The police are HERE.
• My mother is the strongest WOMAN I know.
• I like WOMEN because their body parts are bouncy.
• The WEATHER is looking kind of chilly.
• I’m going to go WHETHER she likes it or not.

Do you get it now?

I sent you an email :)