You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances..
Facebook pictures. You know.
Always, <3
Jordan’s gig at Books and Books in Coral Gables.
Guest Services @ Christ Fellowship!
Amazing ministry rally at my church tonight, guys. Can’t even explain the energy in that place. It was beyond words. God is.
Before I began working with children, I would never really pay attention to a thing they said. Now that I’m around them quite often, I’m almost forced to pay attention to whatever it is they’re spewing out into the world. For instance:
“You can’t get into heaven with that tattoo..”
I was told I wasn’t going to heaven “because angels aren’t allowed to get tattoos”. It was actually kind of sad because when Natty told me that, she looked almost saddened- since you know, I’m destined for eternal damnation. I told her that we would tak about it later, but we never did.
“My dad designs houses, and my mom is just a regular mom”
“Regular Mom” is code for stay-at-home mom. Nothing wrong with that. Key word there was “regular”. I don’t know, it made me laugh.
“Fake eyebrows are tacky and low class”
Noted.
“You aren’t the boss of me, only God is the boss of me”
Didn’t know how to respond to this one. I just told him to do what I say, or I’m calling God because I have his direct line, kinda like I did with Santa. They always fall for that.
“Kissing gets you into trouble”
Noted.
Mutemath, Goodbye.
